Kristen Stewart is back in baby’s arms. The actress who channels privilege rage into lesbian make-out sessions is back together with her previous girlfriend and personal assistant, Alicia Cargile. Not just men fuck their assistants in Hollywood. Though men often weigh looks over anything to do with “she loves to lithograph and can move a queen mattress by herself”.
Stewart spent time filming in France and finger banging a French Weeble. The forbidden love doesn’t count as cheating when the room smells like Bain de Soleil and Gitanes. Cargile took Stewart back immediately upon her return to America. Also, she was ordered to in a memo. The two celebrated their reunion by deep tongue kissing in front of a used bookstore and pretending sexual harassment laws in the workplace don’t apply to female offenders. The matching lesbian outfits were straight out of central casting. I think you need to do it again. Your parents weren’t watching that time.
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