Kristen Stewart Takes Her Lesbian for a Walk
Spurned by jealousy of her famous ex-boyfriend and the God who punished her with a pretty face, Kristen Stewart has begun locking herself into the Anger Expression room of her house with her butch...
View ArticleKristen Stewart Secretly Gay Married! Fuck, Wait, I Don’t Care
A gossip site which seems to use a random word generator to develop shocking headlines, claims that Kristen Stewart and her two knuckle honey bunny Alicia Cargile, were secretly married. They also...
View ArticleKristen Stewart And Alicia Cargile Memorial Day Hugs
Kristen Stewart and not her girlfriend spent Memorial Day re-imagining Indigo Girls songs in a post-Ellen world while denying there’s such a thing as lesbian breath. Kristen has been outspoken of late...
View ArticleKristen Stewart’s Mom Denies She Confirmed Her Daughter Is Now Gay Like...
Kristen Stewart’s mom and some reporter at the Mirror in England are having a back and forth over whether or not mom confirmed her daughter is fucking her butch female personal assistant. Despite...
View ArticleKristen Stewart And Alicia Cargile Kiss
Kristen Stewart is back in baby’s arms. The actress who channels privilege rage into lesbian make-out sessions is back together with her previous girlfriend and personal assistant, Alicia Cargile. Not...
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